For two weeks, I diligently preloaded before almost every meal. (Whenever my husband saw me drinking my water, he’d say, “So I guess we’re eating in a half hour?” Funny guy.)
“Dinner all by yourself? Sure, it could read as a sad commentary on how Facebook is replacing real human interaction…or something. But isn’t that a little obvious?”
“ACV (as the cool kids call it) is so commonly touted as a safe, natural, and completely effective panacea that it probably deserves its own sketch on Portlandia.”
“It’s been known to scare some medical students and first-year residents in the morgue,” Dr. Melinek says.
Picking the lower-calorie stuff in the name of better health isn’t just misguided. It’s also impossible to do it accurately—and will probably end up making you so crazy that you quit altogether.